Today's Commentary: The Tattoo/Sex Correlation

After having just been inked for the first time, I have discovered many similarities between losing one's virginity and getting tattooed for the first time.

Once my appointment had been set, the artist marked my file with a big "V" for "virgin" almost like the big "A" from the scarlet letter. It was a symbol for everyone to know...that I had never been inked. This would be my first time. I would never again be pure. I left a little nervous about that, but even more excited by what I was about to do. I would never be the same again.

So let's start at the beginning. First, there is the consult. This happens on a day separate from the tattoo. It is like the first date. You discuss your dreams with the artist. You explain what you want. He tells you what he can and cannot give you. From there you decide if it will work. If so, you make an appointment. This is like designating when the first sex act will happen.

On the day of the appointment you arrive early and fill out paper work, hand in your ID and sign your life away. The adrenaline is pumping so fast you don't know how to spell your name. You don't KNOW your name. This is the equivalent of foreplay. He preps the part of your body to be tattooed and applies the stencil. Last chance...to back out. You sit on the bench while the artist prepares your pallette and assembles his tools. He gets his condom ready. The excitement elevates and you are overcome with anxiety of the unknown. How much will it hurt? Will I be able to go through with it? Will he be gentle? What if I don't like myself in the morning? Will I get an INFECTION?

You sit in the chair and he begins. Very slow and gentle at first, so you get used to the feeling. This is like the initial penetration. Suddenly you know what it is like...and can relax and go with it. The rest of the outline continues...he is on top and all is okay. You get used to this and want to be in control...you are ready for the next step. He switches needles and begins the shading. It is different this time, but still okay. You are on top now and know you can make it. It's getting close to the end...the climax is near. All the background noise fades away...you focus on the feeling...

"All done." he says and wipes the last of the ink away. Orgasm is complete as you look at your completed tattoo. No longer a virgin. Changed forever. He photographs it to email it to you later (I didn't participate in any photographing during sex so I am not going there...). He bandages you and gives you a "how to care for it" package...he gives you his card. He reminds you that it is addictive...and you know, now that you have had sex, you want to do it again soon. You begin to plan, or at least fantasize about your next tattoo.

You leave and wonder if people can tell, just by looking at you, that you are different, that you are no longer a virgin. You are sure that you are radiating...you want to TELL THE WORLD that you just HAD SEX for the first time!!!! You show everyone whether they want to see it or not, your tattoo.

~ Tattoo Sue